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donotcallmeashley: my life is kind of amazing dog life

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:47:13 -0400

donotcallmeashley:

my life is kind of amazing

dog life

cowboyduck: god i love this show I like this show a little...

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:43:02 -0400

cowboyduck:

god i love this show

I like this show a little more than i expected to

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Tue, 29 May 2012 17:34:10 -0400

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Tue, 29 May 2012 16:59:18 -0400

god: hey baby

Tue, 29 May 2012 11:15:42 -0400

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

DON’T TALK TO THE COPS! - swag treated treated swag If...

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:32:54 -0400

DON’T TALK TO THE COPS! - swag treated treated swag

If cigarettes were made of cheese and beef I’d smoke cigarettes

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:09:45 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 03:28:54 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 02:44:27 -0400

the assassination of Inejiro Asanuma best assassination evar

Mon, 28 May 2012 01:41:13 -0400

the assassination of Inejiro Asanuma

best assassination evar

donotcallmeashley: SPEAKING OF EMMA aw aw aw

Sun, 27 May 2012 18:27:21 -0400

donotcallmeashley:

SPEAKING OF EMMA

aw
aw
aw

Michael Douglass looks like George Washington

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:34:00 -0400

Michael Douglass looks like George Washington

punk-: oh baby

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:14:59 -0400

punk-:

oh baby

donotcallmeashley: good morning I thought she looked cute

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:05:16 -0400

donotcallmeashley:

good morning

I thought she looked cute

DON’T TALK TO THE COPS - WHEN THEY DROP THE...

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:00:12 -0400

DON’T TALK TO THE COPS - WHEN THEY DROP THE BOMB

“When they drop the bomb I want you in my arms”

My mean old girlfriend won’t let me play mario on the wii with her. She just wants to play 1...

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:21:23 -0400

My mean old girlfriend won’t let me play mario on the wii with her. She just wants to play 1 player by herself cause she’s a meanie.

dopernose: Beach Fossils - What a Pleasure

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:40:58 -0400

dopernose:

Beach Fossils - What a Pleasure

mermaidcunt: Grimes - Vanessa

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:13:59 -0400

mermaidcunt:

Grimes - Vanessa

The 4th Floor

Sat, 26 May 2012 04:08:26 -0400

idobelieveinghostsidoido:

In the apartment complex where I now live in, there’s a story about a girl who lived in one of the buildings. She lived on the 7th floor and used to go home late because she was working on her thesis and her school was a bit far from her place. The story goes that every time she would take the elevator, it would stall on the 4th floor. The door’s slide wouldn’t open or anything, but there’d be this feeling of pressure on the elevator, as if someone would step in and join her.

Do you know the feeling of having someone stand next to you and stare at you, even though you couldn’t see them? Apparently this would happen to her each time. In fact it got so bad that one particular night, she asked her mother if she could wait for her in the lobby and accompany her upstairs. Her mom, of course, agreed.

The girl arrived home later than usual that night, say around, 3AM. Thankfully her mother was at the lobby, waiting for her like she promised. They entered the elevator together, and when the elevator paused on the 4th floor, the girl looked to her mother and said, “See what I mean? It always happens!”

The older woman, in an effort to comfort her daughter, wrapped an arm around her shoulder and leaned in, right before whispering, “Do I really look like your mother?”

The next day they found the slumped form of the girl in the elevator, alone. She was dead, there were no marks on her body and on her face was a look of pure horror.

creepypasta is the only tag that gets better later at night

bacon-beer-and-boobs: I don’t think any of you realize just...

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:55:31 -0400

bacon-beer-and-boobs:

I don’t think any of you realize just how awesome and perfect my kids are. They are my life line and have an amazing way of making me feel like a kid again.

Sometimes it’s tough and stress builds up, but all of that is worth any moment we have of love and fun.

her son looks a lot like me as a kid and it’s weird cute